There is a funny thing going on on twitter where you have to take a famous quote/song line etc and change only one letter to make a new sentence. There are some funny ones there and I have done a few myself.
This is the second wordplay type post this week so I won’t have another post of this kind for a while. I just want to do this one before I forget.
Anyway, please leave funny suggestions below and here are some of the ones I did and a couple of others…
Float like a butterfly, sting like a pee.
Fission Accomplished.
A geek is a long time in politics.
I’ve never voted gory before.
We have nothing to hear but fear itself.
To coldly go where no one has gone before.
Read my lies: no new taxes.
It started with a piss.
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s lay?
Any beans necessary.
The history of all previous societies has been the history of clams struggles.
All the world’s a state.
The truth is rarely purée and never simple.
God does not play nice.
It is a wide father that knows his own child.
Brevity is the soul of git.
I believe that man and pish can coexist peacefully.
In the more controversial category…
God smelt backwards is dog.
A gay that will live in infamy.
Hoist by his own retard.
In the name of the father and of the sin and of the holy…”
Life’s but a wanking shadow.
God helps those who hemp themselves.
A game of two calves.
Chunderbirds are Go!
Shaven, not stirred
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