Roden Interview Text Leaked

A secret recording of former Daily Mail political editor Alan Roden’s successful job interview at the Scottish Labour branch office has been released by online whistleblowers Pishyleaks. Here is the transcript…

Lab Guy One – What makes you suitable for this job?

Roden – I hate the SNP.

Lab Guy Two – So do we, we like that. But what message would you try to communicate to the public?

Roden – I hate the SNP.

Lab Guy One – So do we. In what way would you try and get that message over?

Roden – I’d try and get articles planted which tell people why they should hate the SNP. In case I didn’t mention it, I hate the SNP.

Lab Guy Two – So do we, we like that. But do you hate the SNP as much as we do?

Roden – Double, with bells on. For years I’ve been at the Daily Mail. That’s what we publish there…hate. It’s particularly great if, like me, you really hate the SNP.

Lab Guy Two – We do. We’ve been running the ‘we hate the SNP’ campaign for years now and, as you can see, it’s been going really well for us, but sometimes it’s good to have a plan B, what’s yours?

Roden – We could get Gordon Brown to make a speech. He could make some false promises and then explain how we all hate the SNP.

Lab  Guys Together – Hired!

 

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