We’ve all been hearing about the great sacrifices that Her Bettiness has made and all the difficulties she has had in guiding the country through such diverse times.
I for one would like to take those things into account, so here is your simple solution…
Let’s retire the position. If we do that, then she wouldn’t have to feel like she’d been sacked (“it’s not you we’re getting rid of, just the job”). We’d also spare her family and descendants the difficulty that their positions are bound to cause them.
After that they could easily get back to maiming or killing variously sized animals whilst heading up wildlife charities. Prince Philip, or indeed just Philip, could try and offend people in his spare time instead of being obligated to do it. They could wear nazi costumes or do nazi salutes, or indeed be fans of nazis, without having to do it in public.
A simple, sensible solution.