Don’t Take It Away

breakawayIn response to one of Better Together’s 500 questions, Alex Salmond is to announce that the preferred biscuit choice of an independent Scotland will be the breakaway.

Better Together were quick to pounce on the announcement stating that they fear that other choices such as Penguins or Jammie Dodgers would not be available in an independent Scotland.

The climate of uncertainty over biscuit choice in an independent Scotland has been growing and, possibly to head further complaints about uncertainty off at the pass, Alex Salmond will name a specific date on which he will eat an entire packet of Breakaways in order to usher in the new era.

Johann Lamont said that this was evidence that Salmond had been lying to the public about his diet plans and that we needed to have that debate.

John Curtice was available for comment.241613

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