I think this is the first time I have tried my hand at poetry since primary school but there you go. I am not giving up the day job or anything…
“To Boldly Go”, is the one we all know
When we talk of this grammatical rule
To infinisplit makes you look a tit
Think the pedants who will say you’re a fool.
But why so strict with the words that you pick?
Must we have all our language mandated?
If you wank about grammar and create such a clamour
You deserve to be fucking berated.