Infinisplitting Hairs

I think this is the first time I have tried my hand at poetry since primary school but there you go. I am not giving up the day job or anything…

Infinisplitting Hairs

“To Boldly Go”, is the one we all know

When we talk of this grammatical rule


To infinisplit makes you look a tit

Think the pedants who will say you’re a fool.


But why so strict with the words that you pick?

Must we have all our language mandated?


If you wank about grammar and create such a clamour

You deserve to be fucking berated.


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