I just moved house…yes, again.
It is a nice house but the previous occupant had let himself go a little and I came into far too much contact with the filthiest fridge it has ever been my misfortune to see. I had until now thought that the whole point of a fridge was so that things didn’t live in it but it seems that that opinion is not universal.
Aside from all of the cleaning I had to do, I found several tacky things that shall be placed in a cupboard never to see the light of day again. This is one of them…
This was placed next to the bed and in a the spirit of true romance, was filled with condoms.