It appears that true love doesn’t recognise the border between Scotland and England.
Two big-hitting politicians, one from north of the border and one from south have found love through a secret Westminster dating agency called Unions for All.
George Foulkes and Nadine Dorries have secretly been going out for months after the computer program used by the aforementioned dating agency found that they were an almost perfect match for both intelligence and sanity.
The affair is sure to raise eyebrows given that their political parties are on opposite benches but a Westminster insider said that “there isn’t really any difference between the two anyway”.
The new couple, whilst wishing to keep their relationship private have expressed their desire to continue to comment on every other thing.
They are believed to be very happy that finally they have found a partner with whom they can feel that their logical approach to political reality will be reciprocated.
George Galloway was unavailable for comment.