The wording of “Do you agree that Scotland should be an Independent Country?” caused some consternation as being unfair in some circles.
It is therefore only right that we look at some of the alternatives that were put forward by unionist parties…
- Would you like all these puppies to be poisoned, or would you prefer to stay part of the union?
- Would you prefer to be independent and be subjected to numerous terrorists attacks, meteor strikes, possible dinosaur attacks and financial ruin or would you prefer not to have all those problems if we just sort them all out for you?
- When the moon is in the 7th knee and the wimble-wimbles wemble, would you prefer to wash the moon or grembille the runfrunffers? (this was the suggestion of George Foulkes).
- Is it better to shut up and f*ck off or shut up and not f*ck off?