FRIDAY WORDPLAY

There is a funny thing going on on twitter where you have to take a famous quote/song line etc and change only one letter to make a new sentence. There are some funny ones there and I have done a few myself.

This is the second wordplay type post this week so I won’t have another post of this kind for a while. I just want to do this one before I forget.

Anyway,  please leave funny suggestions below and here are some of the ones I did and a couple of others…

Float like a butterfly, sting like a pee.

Fission Accomplished.

A geek is a long time in politics.

I’ve never voted gory before.

We have nothing to hear but fear itself.

To coldly go where no one has gone before.

Read my lies: no new taxes.

It started with a piss.

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s lay?

Any beans necessary.

The history of all previous societies has been the history of clams struggles.

All the world’s a state.

The truth is rarely purée and never simple.

God does not play nice.

It is a wide father that knows his own child.

Brevity is the soul of git.

I believe that man and pish can coexist peacefully.

In the more controversial category…

God smelt backwards is dog.

A gay that will live in infamy.

Hoist by his own retard.

In the name of the father and of the sin and of the holy…”

By the Curmudgeon..

Life’s but a wanking shadow.

God helps those who hemp themselves.

A game of two calves.

Chunderbirds are Go!

Shaven, not stirred

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