THE POO KING

Getting older… Mr.Hankey:Everything that lives on earth poos in some way And thats how the cycle happens each and everyday Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky Its all here because of poo and now I’ll tell you why Grass is eaten by the cattle Which is eaten [...]

SCARY STORY

I once saw a news report about Palestinian children in a school who were asked to draw the first thing that came to mind. Obviously due to what they are subjected to, a lot of the children drew things with bombs and tanks and guns and so on. If I remember correctly it was quite [...]

BLOODY NORA

This has already appeared on a few blogs so thanks to big rab at Ben Lomond Free Press (via Tom Morton) for this, but it was really too good not to put on here too. It is the incredibly moronic interviewer who doesn’t seem to know the difference between genocide and a restaurant that is [...]

THE AGE OF STUPID

Just to let you know about the film ‘THE AGE OF STUPID’ if you don’t already know about. The previous offerings from these people, such as McLibel were fantastic films so I think this will also be fabulous. Here is a little report about a screening of the film… Why not look at their site [...]

JUST A SUGGESTION, THINKING OUT LOUD

Ok, this is hardly a major international crisis, but… I have travelled a little and I always note the different names there are for the same places around the world…Paris/Par-ee is an obvious example but there are thousands more. I have thought many times that it would be a courtesy from everyone to everyone else [...]

NOTHING SAYS I LOVE YOU LIKE…CONDOMS

I just moved house…yes, again. It is a nice house but the previous occupant had let himself go a little and I came into far too much contact with the filthiest fridge it has ever been my misfortune to see. I had until now thought that the whole point of a fridge was so that [...]

ABHORRENT?

The most vicious argument I have ever had revolved around one simple thing I said. I was very young too, probably about 14. I didn’t think what I was saying was controversial at all. Not at all. However. The person I was arguing with really believed it was the worst thing he had ever heard [...]

SOMETHING REALLY FOR SATURDAY

In fine form…

TOO MANY SOMETHINGS FOR SATURDAY

In case you are one of the few people who haven’t seen this yet, this is a referee from Belarus who proved what we all suspect when watching a game. He is well out of the game I am sure you will agree…

THE WRONG AUDIENCE?

I think the only thing she was wrong or naive about was that she was talking to the wrong crowd if she wants people to help her. Most of the class of people she is speaking to here have proven time and again that they either can’t or won’t do anything about it…